isobelstevenz:

all the things i ship ★ april ludgate and andy dwyer

april, you are the most awesome person i have ever known in my entire life. i vow to protect you. from danger. and i don’t care if i have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him. you’re mom. i would take them down. i’m getting mad right now even telling you. i wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute with you, and i am the luckiest man in the galaxy.

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orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

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acciobenedictcumberbatch:

cedricdigory:

it kind of bothers me that after all this time people still dont understand how sorting works in harry potter

its not necessarily based on the characteristics you possess, its the ones you value, and that my friends is completely different. that is why the sorting hat considers your choice, otherwise why would he bother with your opinion

primary examples would be hermione, wormtail and lockhart

see also: neville

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kakashl:

regenerador:

even though Angel Beats destroyed me it’s still the goddamn funniest anime

i started watching anime b/c of this video

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  • Aries:

    self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet

  • Taurus:

    nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much

  • Gemini:

    smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses

  • Cancer:

    dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know

  • Leo:

    most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores

  • Virgo:

    steady fuckers that probably have an OCD

  • Libra:

    double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho

  • Scorpio:

    paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long

  • Sagittarius:

    funny but rude, one night stands big winner

  • Capricorn:

    cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills

  • Aquarius:

    weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded

  • Pisces:

    sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

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favorite 90’s bands/groups

dennys:

Bacon Street Boys
Salt and Pepper
Britney Pickle Spears
Spice Girls
Mmm’Sync
Food Fighters
The Smashing Pumpkin Pies
Tupacks. Of Ketchup
Vanilla Ice Cream
Rage Against the Claw Machine
Bell Peppers Biv Devoe
Marky Mark and the Funky Brunch
R. Jelly
Destiny’s Child Eats Free… On Tuesdays
Sugar Ray
Jane’s Bacon Addiction
Fjork
Biggie Small Drink
panCAKE